He thought I was kidding about the whole butt chugging thing. Turns out, no. Back in the lotus position, I hear the SO charging toward me. It feels strange. Hell, the boys from Jackass did it that way. How could I not be intrigued by butt chugging?
Across the street from the liquor store, the pharmacy sells two-for-one enemas.
During his brief stay, we contemplate better potential positions. It is terrible, as I found out when I experimented with it the other evening. Hell, the boys from Jackass did it that way. They were kind enough to leave behind stone reliefs and figurines documenting the deed—now we use web videos and blogs for similar purposes.
Just sore quads and slight dizziness from a heady blood-rush.